comiccomic:

In which C stands for Cockblocker.

“Tell Barton the next time he decides to sleep off-base, he needs to call in.”

“Um…what?”

“We know he’s with you, and no one cares, but he needs to remember protocol.”

Bruce waves a hand to get Clint’s attention. Clint’s nearly dressed, jeans hanging low on his hips as he tries to find his shoes. “I’ll tell him,” Bruce says and hangs up the phone.

Clint pauses, both shoes in his hand, jeans an inch lower than they were. “I should—”

“He says next time, you have to remember to call in. Protocols or something.”

Clint freezes. “What?”

Bruce raises his eyebrows. “Is there something…should we not have done this?”

“No, no.” Clint drops his shoes and knee-walks on the bed until he’s curled up against Bruce. “No, it’s fine. There’s nothing against it. I just thought…”

“I was going to make you breakfast,” Bruce says. “I wasn’t intending this to be a one night stand.” Clint’s silence tells Bruce that Clint thought it was going to be one. Bruce shifts where he’s sitting. “Did you—”

“No! Breakfast!” Clint says a little too loudly. He gives Bruce an embarrassed smile, and then ducks his head against Bruce’s shoulder. “Breakfast is good,” he murmurs. 

Bruce smiles and loops an arm around Clint’s back, pulling him even closer. “Good,” he says. “Good.”

I wish

(Source: moveslikekorra)

sassysharpshooter:

FINALLY SOMEONE DID THIS FUCKING GIFSET RIGHT

YES FINALLY

(Source: kyoukinohana)

Favorite ASOIAF Characters (in no particular order) | Renly Baratheon

The whole of the realm denies it, brother. Old men deny it with their death rattle, and unborn children deny it in their mothers’ wombs. They deny it in Dorne and they deny it on the Wall. No one wants you for their king. Sorry.

RENLY I WOULD RIP MY HEART OUT AND GIVE IT TO YOU  but Daenerys would eat it

duckysbitch:

L O V E this scene!!!!

BECAUSE REASONS

(Source: lifeonb612)